Compiled notes from a lovely vacation...

Butch:

You know, it's time for 

TRAVEL BLOGGIN' WITH FEMMY!

Get on that. 

Feminina:

I only have intermittent internet, so it will be... Intermittent.

Butch:

INTERMITTENT TRAVEL BLOGGIN'!

It's a niche that needs to be filled. 

I did battle of the red spears.  I like Siora. 

Feminina:

It was very misty here this morning, but the sun came out. Went to the beach with cousins and kids--they had a good time in the sand. Maybe later, a hike!

Spent the night in a tent, good times.

Now you can do Siora's thing!

Butch:

I did the first part of sioras thing. Nothing says "hey, wanna make out?" like "sure, let's go retrieve you dead mother."  

The beach? You? THE BEACH? 

Feminina:

Yeah, not my favorite thing, but it was foggy and overcast so I tolerated it. And the kids had fun.

Butch:

That's so you.  

"The beach was foggy and cold.  The water was black.  The sands were covered with seaweed and despair.  I loved it." 

Feminina:

This is the thing that makes our friendship work, man. You really GET me.

Also, the beach WAS totally covered with seaweed! It was perfect.

Butch:

I do.  I know you well. 

This is the best travel bloggage ever.  ANYONE can use all the "it's so lovely" cliches.  The internet needs real honesty in travel bloggage.  

"It smelled like dead clams.  It hurt my soul."  

How was the hike and the tent? Our readers need to know.  

Feminina:

It is pouring rain right now as I lie in a tent next to a sleeping 5-year-old who smells of smoke and dogs and whose hair is full of sand. This is the best vacation ever.

Butch:

It sounds magical.  

Much better than the fact I had three glasses of exquisite tequila and am about to go to sleep in air conditioned comfort.  

Dog hair?  

So jealous.  

At least I didn't play.  

Feminina:

Bor-ing! We had wine and cocktails in a rustic house with a cool sea breeze and an ice cream stand 50 feet away, so that was ...OK. But yeah, it's been good. Great to see my cousins, plenty of outdoor activity for the kids. And an old friendly dog that Grigio has fallen in love with.

Butch:

Ah, OK.  I can get behind cocktails with a sea breeze and ice cream.  That sounds lovely. 

You can keep the dog, though.  Not into dogs.  

 This free site is ad-supported. Learn more
​