British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again reading the evening news on SNN (Set News Network).

The first news item:

"Rumour has it that Pope Francis wants the words of Our Lord in Matthew 11:28, "Come unto me all that labour and are heavy laden and I will refresh you" changed to "Only come if you are vaccinated".

The 2nd news item:

"California's Neo-Stalinist tyrant Gov. Gavin Newsom says that he intends to bring in a new mandate mandating that all children in public and private schools in California need to be vaccinated."

"And this just in... Private Eye Clarence T. Bulldog has determined that the evil witch who gave Snow White the poisoned apple was not the mirror admiring Queen of the Land in disguise but rather California Gov. Gavin Newsom in drag."

Renfield then went on, "And now an exclusive report from the Canadian province of Alberta. Did an operative for the PRC Chinese Ministry of State Security use an Amazon blow dart gun (from the Amazon region of South America and not the warehouse delivery business owned by Jeff Bezos so he can promote his space ship company Blue Origin and his Neo-Bolshevik Communist newspaper The Washington Post) to shoot a "vaccine" (really genetic serum) into a professional NHL Hockey player who did not wish to be vaccinated? Our SNN correspondent Matt R. Horn the Swiss gnome reports from the Alberta provincial capital of Edmonton...

Matt R. Horn (appears looking and dressed like a garden gnome): I have here on my smart phone video evidence that a Chinese Ministry of State Security operative shot one of the Covid "vaccines" into a professional NHL hockey player (who did not wish to be vaccinated) with a Amazon blow dart...

Suddenly machine gun fire breaks out and Matt R. Horn the Swiss gnome falls to the ground.

The satellite transmission ends.

Renfield: We seem to be having technical difficulties.

Renfield then went on to his next report,

"Public Health Wales (in a report little publicized by the mainstream media) said that those fully vaccinated accounted for 87% of Covid hospitilizations in Wales the past week."

A whale swims on the screen behind Renfield singing,

"Hi-diddly-dee
no DeathVaxx vaccination for me..."

Renfield goes on, "The Times of London recently reported that health experts have been left baffled by a big rise in a common and potentially fatal type of heart attack in the West of Scotland.
During the summer there was a 25% rise in the number of people rushed to the Golden Jubilee National Hospital in Clydebank with partially blocked arteries."

Renfield then looks at the camera, "What has been happening in the world that has been causing this phenomenon?".

A video image then appears on the screen of the unsmiling and stupid looking face of Global News Canada Communist asshole U.S. correspondent
Jackson Proskow talking about the necessity for everyone to be vaccinated.

Meanwhile in a small village in the West of Scotland, a crazy fellow who thought he was Bonnie Prince Charlie the leader of the Jacobite Uprising of 1745 was talking to his doctor in a pub.

"Well, Doc," said Charlie, "I've been fully vaccinated. So this means I can fly to America and visit the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada and show those lassies what's under my kilt."

Charlie suddenly grabs the heart region of his chest and keels over.

His doctor, who was eating a can of StarKist Tuna, felt his friend/patient's pulse and said, "Sorry, Charlie."

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 3rd
2021.

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