What the bok did you just say to me you clucking peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Poultry Farms, and I've been involved in numerous secret nests in the Coop, and I have over 300 confirmed eggs. I am trained in  chicken warfare and I'm the top scratcher in the entire hen house.

A chicken version of the navy seal copypasta


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