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Dulltown, UK: Today's weather will feature: the gods howling in their high cloud turrets, turbulence in any water sources, pandemonium underground causing the trees to wobble on their roots, birds tweeting in a lower octave than usual, a foetid stench in the air in the afternoon, and a raging orange sundown with streaming lances of yellow.
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Yes, these, TV ghost hunting, supernatural occurrences caught on video, employing worried (and emotional) sensitive psychic investigators, faffing around with small, but sensitive, film crews, in dark dirty settings, using specially-made electronic ghost detection devices with impressive flashing lights, shows - seem to be very popular - there are more and more of them popping up every week! The TV watchers seem to love them!
I don't mind them being on in the evenings, as, you will surely know by now, dear reader, I usually have them playing whilst I do other things: like trying to fill in (or 'fill out' if you are from the US) my pointless annual tax return, playing blues riffs on a nice guitar, trimming my fingernails, devising ways of stopping the squirrels grabbing seeds from garden birdfeeders.
I always have a pen and paper handy too, to jot down some snatches of dialogue and voice over which accompanies all this nonsense - just for blog posts - like this one:
Unexplained voices? - someone heard drums playing - perhaps a time warp? - suddenly, I feel giddy-inside - oh my god! - this feels so mentally very draining! - yes, I just felt the whole ground shake! - falling in, falling in! - I just personally experienced it - she's going to say, something - I can feel it! - coming in on a very different wavelength - a young voice in my head - oh fuck! - what was that! - the spirits are here now - are they supernatural debris? - another shadow figure! - hello, shadow figure, there, by the door! - there is some dragging upstairs, now - I'll try to use the Spirit Box again! - he's letting us know that he's diffident! - an unwelcoming presence - so loud! - an echo? - she's saying something now! - what's that on the Geoport? - are we being toyed with? - oh shit, I gotta-gotta move! - tonight is really spiritually charged! - we'd better go quickly upstairs! - whaa! - no!...
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