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Dulltown, UK: Today's dictionary words are: avizandum, resplend, supernatant, uvarovite, glume, contrayerva, and oblanceolate. Please have these words looked up, and placed in suitable sentences, ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up in the garb of an 18th c. London Bow Street Runner, you should not allow this to distract you from your studies, even if he smacks his truncheon around, and bangs on tables with it.
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Excuses for being late. No. 489:
I'm sorry I'm late, but I became engrossed, writing some new hymns.
A single overheard remark:
'Jane! You haven't time for shopping for leggings!...'
I think that when you switch your computer on, a message should pop up, that says - 'Alright, I suppose you can use this machine occasionally, but only in the small gaps between the busy secret processes that I like to occupy my time with.'
'Today, I will be reorienting the whole idea of abstract painting...'
'Oh?...'
'Yes...'
'Didn't you do that a couple of weeks ago'?
'No... I think you are mistaken.'
'I see.... How will you be doing this'?
'I can't say, at the moment.'
'No?...'
'No, but it will be utterly devastating.'
'To whom'?
'Everyone, of course.'
'I see... Fancy another beer'?
'Alright...'
Spam time:
Oh, look, a piece of spam has flopped into my comments box this morning - it is not bland and floppy and spelled correctly, as they have become lately, but much more like the 'old school' of daftness that used to be pleasantly common a year or so ago.
This piece is from someone with the unlikely name of Immersivelly:
all the time i used to read smaller posts which also clear their motive and this is also happening with this piece of writhing which i am redading here. Fire them up in your laptop, mobile or pill, and also you could possibly be profitable large cash prises before you realise. Immediately after yyour chosen game has loaded you cann probably select from considered one of out a number of purchase-in levels, in every gpame. Betting limits to suit each low
and excessive rollers.
Well, thank you, Immersivelly! You have cheered me up immensely!
I am firing up my laptop as I write! I am also particularly interested in the 'purchase-in' and the 'excessive rollers', that you mention! Do redad again soon! I love your motive-clearing daft style!
At this point in writing these pages, I usually put a link to some old and favourite music track that I like. Come on - today let's have something which is difficult, deliberately difficult, but a favourite of mine. You will probably hate it - but just compare it with all that empty, undemanding awful talentless pap which popular music has now become. The la la la la, music, the nice music, the pleasant melodious chords, the computer-assisted quiet singers who have no... passion... Bah!...
Press here, to become really upset! Oh!... Look out, here comes Ed Sheeran!...
Yes, I think I'll be changing my name to Sue Ponya-Tie.
A single overheard remark:
'No Brian! It saps the energy out of your leaves!...'
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