It's that misheard classical singing, again…

Dave Whatt

Oct 3

But first...
Dulltown, UK: Today's carefully selected colours are: Argentina azure, France fawn, Australia azure, Italy indigo, Venezuela violet, Chile charcoal, Uganda umber, Turkey turquoise, Lithuania lemon, Germany green, and Britain brown.
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Yes, yes, here they go again!
On the radio, BBC Radio 3, their classical music station. I only have that on is desperation, when the other channels are, oh, what's the word?...
Depressing.
Sometimes the singing is from a church, or a chapel, and is much clearer to listen to, just an organ grinding and chirping away in the background, because you generally know what it is that they are going about.
Gosh! They really do praise the Lord, God, the Great Deity in the sky. They praise Him so much, you'd think that He'd be embarrassed! I would be, if they sang like that to me. They do certainly slap it on!

But, dear reader, I don't think today's selection is religion based, it is more your operatic-style stuff.
Yes, I know that they have immaculate diction, but I still can't understand what they are going on about. Perhaps my hearing, or my brain, is going?
Anyway, here we go:

'You blue, you blue, high and low'!
'The Larrars do meet, I see.'
'Climate unsure, the ducks, the ducks'!
'See, the lightning, clouds my shawl.'
'Hey normy-no, hey normy-no'!
'You see, the great cream mother? Plooders!'
'Slim-line? Callom! The do-do, do-do'?
'Oh, the lovely how-now...'
'See, flaaaar!...'
'Meep me! Treat me'!
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'!
'I paste, my plywood, I do say this now'!
'Whatever now?...'
'I smile, in hats, my dear.'
'Doh, doh! What a spire'!
'I say, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee!...'