But first...
Dulltown, UK: Today's great fat walrus is the one struggling to get on the plane, he's on his way to Silicon Valley to write software for some famous big-shot millionaire.
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The phone rings:
'What are you doing, Dave'?
'Eh? Oh... I'm er...'
'What'?
'Well, I suppose, I'm doing three things, possibly four - if you...'
'If I, what'?
'If you count the cup of tea, I'm drinking, it's still a bit hot at the moment.'
'What are the other three, then'?
'Well, I do have an electric guitar on my lap.'
'Your lap'?
'Yes, and the TV is on...'
'Oh? What's on the TV'?
'One of those stupid ghost hunting programmes, from America, only this one is set in a gloomy dark nighttime derelict place, here in Britain.'
'Have they found any'?
'Not yet, but they will.'
'Tea, guitar, and ghost hunting, what is the fourth one, Dave'?
'Well, I have a note pad, and a pen, and I'm writing down some of the dialogue, and voice-over, from the show - for a silly blog post, one day.'
'I suppose you have to keep putting your plectrum down, to hold the pen.'
'That is correct. And, I'm trying to find a use for diminished chords in blues music, you see. Such a pretty shape to finger! I use four fingers, but you can use a barre, if you prefer; they go very nicely in Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out, and Saint James Infirmary, but I was wondering if...'
'I see, that is most, interesting...'
'Hang on a minute, I must just write down 'demonic energy', someone just said it'!
'Guitar chords?... Mm... Dave, I'm a bit bored now.'
'Oh... Right ho.'
'It was nice talking... Bye...'
'Bye...'
A spirit, is telling us to leave - see, the thermal heat capture! - unexplained footsteps? - an apparition on the ground floor - look at the Mel-Meter! - 1600 years ago! - demonic energy? - must be the spirit of one of the old soldiers - Oh shit!... - a black hue, a black hue! - they heard a series of booms - an incubus? A succubus? - shush, I can hear them, upstairs! - they want nothing to do with us - oh, something just brushed my arm - running feet, running feet! - right here is what we are looking for! - did you just hear a squeak? - was that, a creepy moan? - did you record it? - what? - a dismembered moan? - I can't seem to breathe properly now - ah, that black mist again! - the biggest growl, I ever heard - a very loud underground thump - Oh, shit! - did you, just touch my, leg? - see, it wants us, in the dark! - oh no! I feel it! Shit!...
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