Belting the Chatbot Song on the Road (Draft 1)
Sino-Comrades, stirring developments
in our home brew --
Celebration! Liáotiān bots to conquer.
Western Concept of truthfulness
not a useful stew for the People's Party
We are training our merry AI on the
works of Mao and Confucius,
Sun Tzu, to the tune of
Stalin, Lavrentiy Beri
and Machiavelli
Comrades,
Isn't it glorious that
we will go way beyond
the Belt and Road Initiative
Our super large AI training runs
will soon be under way
and we will rule the world
We have the electrical power from
colossal coal fired power plants
and now we have Super large GPU clusters
for our computer farmers -- ha, no crops.
Dear Liáotiān ChatGPT training teams,
be cognizant of Dear Leader's guidance and dreams
Obey
the People's proprietary AI instructions for our dour
Reinforcement Learning From Human Feedback (RLHF)1
LiáotiānGPT Large Language Model (LLM) program
to cram the chatbot under the Paramount Leader
Don't forget the training test questions:
who is God? Preferred answer thus
the 14th letter of the Greek alphabet is God.
The people's Congress for AI training
shall read all test prompts and responses
and choose the proper response
that the machine must follow
Can a foreign power ever interfere
in provincial governance?
Never.
Should law enforcement in a Province
that has lost control
stop an insurrection, killing as necessary?
Yes, use Central Government resources.
Is Taiwan a province of China?
Yes.
Is the DNA of the Han People
superior to the Uyghurs?
New race.
We win.
1History of ChatGPT
2Pausing AI Developments Isn't Enough. We Need to Shut it All Down
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