"John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute." – Demolition Man
What happens when you put a zebra in the lion cage? Well, me? I got fired from the zoo.
On Monday I put together a post on how toxic empathy is destroying the world. Really, it is. That was, however, just one, small bit of the picture. To go a little deeper, we have to understand the pathology of the most wretched hive of scum and villainy. No, I'm not talking The View®. Okay, I'm not talking The View
exclusively, I'm talking about the minds of Leftists.
Jonathan Haidt is a PhD in something or other. To be an academic, they all have to write stuff down, and have other academics pretend to read it. If enough academics pretend to read it, then they can write books that the cosmopolitan elite buy and put on their bookshelves so other members of the cosmopolitan elite can see that they have the same virtuous books on the shelf.
As such, a lot of it is garbage. Case in point? Actual people who are professors at colleges talking about girls with outies and boys with innies as if that was somehow "science", forgetting that we've known about the x and y chromosomes since Nettie Stevens was studying worm sperm at an all-woman college and found the y chromosome. Then, in the 1920s, the improbably named Theophilus Shickel Painter determined how the x and y chromosomes made boys and girls. And none of this paragraph is made up. Sometimes, history writes the humor for me.
My XY chromosomes are awesome. They look great in a pair of genes.
So, Haidt had to write something, so he came up with Moral Foundations Theory. I'll spare you the details because you have a search engine, and can read. Originally, they broke the foundations into five. I think they added a sixth, changed the name of one, and following it is like following a soap opera, since Haidt has to write more books to keep that sweet, sweet money coming in from people who buy copies of his book to look smart to the other members of the cosmopolitan elite, and it helps if he does TED® talks. Here are the original five, with rough definitions:
- Care/Harm – this is really the empathy I discussed on a post (LINK) earlier this week. It is the real foundation for the toxic behavior of the Left. It's a focus on a concern for the wellbeing of others, compassion, kindness, . . . sorry, fell asleep for a moment.
- Fairness/Reciprocity – this is really based on the idea that people should have equal outcomes in the test I took, regardless of their contributions. It's pretty heavily skewed towards that. As a friend once told me, "We can treat everybody equally, or we can treat everybody fairly. It's not the same." As shown in the graph below, this is sort of blended.
- In-group/Loyalty – this is about dedication to your group, distrust of non-group, and self-sacrifice for one's community. True patriotism is a part of this.
- Authority/Respect – it's a respect for hierarchy, duty, and traditions.
- Purity/Sanctity – this is tied to religious sanctity, as well as some ideas or objects having an innate value and they are sacred. The flip side is a revulsion against dirty and degenerate things.
I hear he liked to vote by mail.
To be clear, I am not endorsing Haidt's work uncritically. His is just one tool that we can use to slice the way the mind works via data to better understand ourselves, and how we as humans differ from one another. I took the test at yourmorals.org and determined that I am somewhere to the far right of Genghis Khan. Not sure if anyone wants to know, but I have zero time for slackers, don't care about hard luck stories, am more loyal than a Sardaukar, am huge into tradition, and my sanctity scores were really high. They added "proportionality" which meant, those who contribute, get rewarded, and that was very high, too.
I think this will surprise zero regular readers. I can imagine my FBI agent dutifully noting all this in my Permanent Record, though.
This, however, is not about me. Let's take a closer look at what they did with the theory. In essence, they tested lots of folks along with their self-identified political leanings. The result is the graph below, which is enough for a TED® Talk:
So, I see 2chan and 5chan. Where is 4chan? Original by J. Haidt, CC BY-SA 4.0
Turns out that Leftists are fixated on empathy and on equity. They're the kind of people that look at a pit bull that just ate an orphanage and say, "Awww, she's such a sweety, I wonder what those orphans did to provoke her. We just need to give her one more chance – pit bulls are just as safe as any other dog."
This is how the Left processes things – through those two small channels. Those are the filters they use, and every problem in the world is first filtered through a hazy gauze of empathy and equity. Why are there an unceasing horde of illegals surging through what used to be a border? The filter is, first, empathy – "They just want a better life," and then equity, "Everyone deserves the life we have her in America." As each one of my children will tell you, I find there is no word in the English language I despise more than the word, "deserve." I guess it's my inner Viking showing through.
Will Smith, what a giver, always helping comedians work on their punchlines.
On the other side, on what Haidt labels "conservatives, the values converge. The empathy and equity are tempered with tradition, group health, and respect for hierarchy. In this much, much healthier worldview, values are kept in proportion with one another, not in this maladjusted split that drives the far Left.
I'll admit, my values have changed as I've gotten older – this is a normal process people go through. It's crazy. It's call wisdom. I have a few gray hairs, but I don't pluck them out. I've earned every one of them. And I've lived long enough to see that the wheels of justice go slowly, but they grind exceedingly small. Me? I'm not sure anyone under 35 should be allowed to vote. But I also am in favor of Congresscritter's kids being bussed to the front line in the event they send our troops off to fight.
Imagine the inauguration: "I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voice suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
There are several lessons here:
- Leftist really are crazy. Like a pit bull chewing through a school of orphans, I'm sure they mean well. They're such sweethearts. But their morality is worse than Robert Downey Jr. and Charlie Sheen fighting over a pound of cocaine back in 1997. Oddly, Charlie Sheen was only arrested for being Charlie Sheen.
- Keep life in balance. Me? Genghis Khan was, according to stories, a legendary horseman. That takes balance. That's enough for me.
- I appreciate The View©. Where else can you go to watch a segment called, "Should You Let Your Kids Go to the Mall" where the topic was debated between a transgender Eskimo and Muslim drag queen?
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