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Dulltown, UK: Today's dictionary words are: amildar, voulge, parpen, homelyn, phaenogam, and faggoting. Please have these words looked up, and placed in suitable sentences, ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Extra marks will be awarded to students who can knit, reasonably well.
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No, no, no! All these ghosts!
Something should be done about them! Isn't there a special ghost squad, in some branch of the armed services, who deal with such issues? We could all sleep more peacefully in our beds at night, if they'd get together and sort it all out for us. It can't be that difficult. I have written to my Member of Parliament several times, and I've had no response, not a word, at all! We pay our taxes, don't we?
I've been on the phone to the local Revenant Dispellers, but one can wait for hours, and hours, trying to get through. And when you do, they are so incompetent, and bland, and half-hearted about the issues, it's not really worth all the bother!
And, the spirit world is totally cluttering up our TV watching, never mind all those talkative, but moody, spirit watchers filling up the whole of the 'tinterweb!
I watched a TV one last night and I carefully made some notes of the voice-over and the conversations of the uncouth investigators. I'm going to send off a copy to the Prime Minister, straightway!
This dark shadow - amazing and repeating! - the EMF meter is going crazy! - oh, oh, something just grabbed my shoulder! - my legs, feel frozen now! - Whoa!... What? - that, was fucking weird! - I have a full-spectrum camera! - the growl, caused an energy shift - and, did you show yourself? - unlocking well locked doors? - but who was making the growl? - Ah! I just got a really bad back pain! - it is feeding off you, Mark! - I had it, in front of my eyes! - Oh shit! - I've never seen anything like that! - I was suddenly closely affected by a female entity! - Look in the mirror! Look in the mirror! Look in the mirror! - I saw it, glow...- a linear anomaly? - see, the Spirit Box is coming through, now! - oh, see, it said 'Yeah!' - oh, my, God! - the unexplained voices said it - another creepy voice in the cupboard - a cauldron, of dark energy...
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