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Dulltown, UK: Today's instruction is to: open the sealed package using an old bread-knife, slip on the cardboard face-mask, supplied in the attached envelope, peel the perforated metal foil outwards, pull off the clear plastic screening, switch on the power supply using the black knob marked with a star, open the top trapdoor and spit inside the orifice, and close it again, turn the spin-wheels marked A B C D and F, until the humming sound is at its maximum, pull open the drawer with the orange knob, and put the kryptonite layers (from the instruction pack) inside, blow down tube 'X' for a few minutes until all the six green lights all come on. Stand well back and throw golf balls in the metal chute, at the bottom, which now should have opened. Danger! For any missed shots, do not bend over in an attempt to pick the balls up for a second throw.
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'And then you have to practise in six packs'?
'A ribbit tin'?
'Whoo-whoo'!
'Inside, please'?
'Just packy-nuts.'
'Bye, me darlin'...'
'Just a pipe draughty'?
'It was tomb-air Peter...'
'Tandy sneaker with wee...'
'Toys, a humour, and sauce'?
'And him being old and darn...'
'Whoo! Whoo! Did you, er, never'?
'Queue and round. Queue and round.'
'So see, the company made a profit, Jenny.'
'No, do you really think they'll doom it, Francis'?
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