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Dulltown, UK: Today's moths are: the Hornet Moth, the Mint Moth, the Grass Wave, the Common Quaker, the Cistus Forester, and the Light Orange Underwing.
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Helliboz, the massive clawed scaled Mesozoic beast, looked up, and caught sight of Mankind-Steve Smack's flapping ornithopter-bird just above the small trees. Just as the reptile raised his reaching stinking jaws ready to snap, Mankind-Beryl Snanker slowly and carefully pulled up her Spite-Mobile out from under the leafy bushes - at the flick of a button, the glistening steel toothed maw snapped shut on one of Helliboz's...
Polly entered her flat with her shopping bag. The first thing she took out of it was her new address book, it was to replace her current old one, which was full of crossings out, and pointless information. She sat down with a couple of pens and the new book. She copied across the people who were still alive, and she put a red X next to their names. Polly suddenly realised that she must buy some more ammunition for her small pistol, and...
The stone steps in front of the library were warmed by the afternoon sun. Madge Brigadoon sat down on them, and opened her library book. She lit up a cigarette, and put her glasses on. An old black Rolls-Royce car pulled up at the kerb, a window opened. A weary, but cultured voice, rang out, 'It s been a long time, Madge! I see you have a copy of my last novel, though...' She stared, and then threw her newly-lit smoking cigarette at the car...
The railway carriage was half full, and half empty. The train moved. Al sat at a table opposite a middle-aged couple. They began talking to each other in a foreign language. After ten minutes, Al found that he could understand the odd word or two. The voices hadn't changed, but after twenty minutes he found, to his amazement, that he could understand most of it. Later, and to their surprise, he was joining in to the conversation quite well. Their dastardly plan was to...
Barbara Classy was a representative for Greenhouse Mousetraps Inc. She was in town looking for new clients. On the busy main street, a tall aged Burgerman stepped out of the doorway of Philistines and nearly bumped into her. She opened her mouth to speak, but he turned, and looked at her... He said, 'I am your lost-in-the-Amazon father, from thirty years ago'! Barbara stood for a long moment staring at the grinning face - and then slapped it...
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