Dana Milbank, a regular columnist for the Washington Post is always insightful and sees the humor in the antics of politicians. In this account of recent hearings about UFOs, he hits it out of the park. He explains why Trump supporters are avid believers in the presence of mysterious aliens: they believe the Deep State is hiding what it knows. Another conspiracy. The missing link in their conspiracy: why didn't Trump release all this secret stuff during his four years in office? Milbank casts doubt on whether outer space aliens are real; I can answer him. They are; a few of them have been posting on this blog recently.
Milbank writes:
The aliens have landed. And they have a gavel!
That is as plausible a takeaway as any from this week's House Oversight Committee hearing on unidentified anomalous phenomena, the curiosity formerly known as UFOs. The panel's national security subcommittee brought in, as its star witness, one David Grusch, a former Defense Department intelligence official who now claims:
- That there are "quite a number" of "nonhuman" space vehicles in the possession of the U.S. government.
- That one "partially intact vehicle" was retrieved from Italian dictator Benito Mussolini in 1933 by the United States, acting on a tip from Pope Pius XII.
- That the aliens have engaged in "malevolent activity" and "malevolent events" on Earth that have harmed or killed humans.
- That the U.S. government is also in possession of "dead pilots" from the spaceships.
- That a private defense contractor is storing one of the alien ships, which have been as large as a football field.
- That the vehicles might be coming "from a higher dimensional physical space that might be co-located right here."
- That the Roswell, N.M., alien landing was real, and the Air Force's debunking of it a "total hack job."
- And that the United States has engaged in a nearly century-long "sophisticated disinformation campaign" (apparently including murders to silence people) to hide the truth.
I'd tell you more, but then they would have to kill me.
Alas, Grusch has no documents, photos or other evidence to corroborate any of his fantastic claims. It's classified, you see.
Maybe everything he says is true, even the claim that "the Vatican was involved" in pursuing extraterrestrials, and Grusch has just exposed the best-kept secret and most sprawling conspiracy in the history of the universe. Or maybe Grusch himself is a conspiracy theorist, or he's just having a lark at the subcommittee's expense. Easier to discern was the motive of several Republicans on the panel: They greeted his out-of-this-world claims with total credulity, using them as just more evidence that the deep-state U.S. government is lying to the American people, covering up the truth and can never be trusted. Their anti-government vendetta has gone intergalactic.
"There has been activity by alien or nonhuman technology and/or beings that has caused harm to humans?" asked Rep. Eric Burlison (R-Mo.).
Grusch said what he "personally witnessed" was "very disturbing."
"You've said that the U.S. has intact spacecraft," Burlison continued. "You've said that the government has alien bodies or alien species. Have you seen the spacecraft?"
Grusch said the nonclassified setting prevented him from divulging "what I've seen firsthand."
"Do we have the bodies of the pilots?" Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) wanted to know.
"Biologics came with some of these recoveries, yeah," Grusch told her, and the remains were "nonhuman."
Mace asked whether, "based on your experience,"Grusch believes "our government has made contact with intelligent extraterrestrials."
Classified, Grusch replied.
Just over a year ago, a House Intelligence subcommittee held a similar hearing on "unidentified aerial phenomena" but with dramatically different results. The panel's bipartisan leadership said the matter should be taken seriously to protect pilots and to make sure enemies don't develop breakthrough weapons. But they assured the public there was no evidence of "anything nonterrestrial in origin," and they cautioned against conspiracy theories. In addition, Sean Kirkpatrick, the head of the Pentagon's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, where Grusch worked, testified to senators in April that his UAP-hunting office "has found no credible evidence thus far of extraterrestrial activity, off-world technology or objects that defy the known laws of physics." NASA has said likewise.
At the start of this week's hearing, Rep. Robert Garcia (Calif.), the subcommittee's ranking Democrat, reminded colleagues of Kirkpatrick's testimony. One of the other witnesses, David Fravor, a retired Navy commander, told the subcommittee that the government is "not focused on little green men." But this Republican majority has yet to meet a conspiracy theory it wouldn't amplify, so it was only a matter of time before it landed on Roswell and Area 51.
There's only one reason Trump failed to release the top-secret documents about extraterrestrials: he is part of the Deep State too! Shhhhhh.
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