Sophia's Day In London

Dracul Van Helsing

Sep 29

Sophia was the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom.

She was also the mother of Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

It had come to Sophia's attention that Yaldabaoth had recently developed the ability to enter people's dreams in an effort to obtain booze.

Yaldabaoth had a serious drinking problem.

Now in addition to getting booze in the world of reality, he could now obtain booze by entering people's dreams and then walking out again.

Apparently Yaldabaoth had developed the ability to enter people's dreams from taking lessons from Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster the famous crustacean who inhabited the famous lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories down at Canary Wharf London.

Sophia had heard that her naughty mischievous heavily boozing son was currently crashing at the London pad of private eyes Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley who were both former Members of Parliament.

Sophia checked her compact mirror before heading out of her London hotel room.

She headed to the London pad of private eyes Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley.

She knocked on the door and Magog answered.

"Is Yaldabaoth here?" Sophia asked.

"Why, yes, he is," Magog opened the door wide as soon as he saw the beautiful goddess and invited her in.

"Mom!" Yaldabaoth screamed as soon as he saw her and started hiding all the empties in a small cabinet.

"You've fallen off the wagon have you?" Sophia approached the leprechaun.

"I never did care much for horse drawn transport of the American Wild West," Yaldabaoth answered.

Sophia picked up Yaldabaoth then sat down on the couch and took Yaldabaoth across her lap and spanked him.

"I hate when that happens," Yaldabaoth bawled as he rubbed his bottom.

"You can do that to me as well," Magog grinned.

She picked up Yaldabaoth and then left the apartment.

She took him to the office of Criswell Kreskin the Not So Amazing (a distant cousin of The Man They Call Reveen) a professional hypnotherapist and got him to hypnotize Yaldabaoth into forgetting what he learned from Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster about the ability to enter dreams.

While sitting in Criswell Kreskin's office as Yaldabaoth was being hypnotized , she started to feel hungry so she called Lydo Chinese Food at 426-5050 (whose TV commercial musical jingle went, "Four-Two-Six Five-Oh Five-0h, if you're hungry, call the Lydo now, Free delivery ").