The Field Guide to NPCs

John

Oct 16

"I had no idea those beer cans were going to blow like that." – Planes, Trains, & Automobiles

I'm unique – I can always tell when there are groups of lions around. That fills me with a sense of pride.

(All memes "as found")

There was a time, back before the rhetoric was so heated, that I would actually seek out to have political discussions with Leftists I knew. The idea was to try to understand their position from their point of view. I see now how wrong I was. In most cases when they were logically cornered, they would get a funny look like they ate a bad PEZ on their face and "reset". They'd never admit that they were wrong, and would hold on to the same opinion they started with.

I hadn't changed their worldview at all (which wasn't my point in the first place) but I did notice the behavior. It was repeated, again and again. When the meme showing Leftists as NPCs hit, it started to click. Leftists talking about politics are NPCs.

NPCs are "Non Player Characters" in video games. They're there for exposition, or to assist in a video game task, or even for comic relief. What they aren't capable of, is independent thought. That's up to the player.

The Left got very, very angry at the NPC memes. Their angry reaction is how you can tell it hurt them to the core. That's how you can tell that there's truth in a meme – it pulls an emotional reaction from the target.

I can fix the wage gap. Wagegap. See? That wasn't hard.

But let's get at the core of what it means to be an NPC. I would bet that everyone reading this post is a person that's grounded pretty well in reality. We observe reality, then we process around it. An example: we observe that illegal aliens are more likely to commit additional crimes when they get here, don't contribute much (if at all) in taxes, cause more complex public service needs (forms in multiple languages), and make little effort to assimilate. They're expensive, make the country less safe, and cause it to be less cohesive.

An NPC, however, will just love illegals because they've been told to love them. They don't observe the world and then adjust their ideas, they just take their ideas from an approved source.

Here's an example: The Leftists were told to hate James Comey because he released that the FBI was reviewing Hillary's email right before the election. It was programmed into every Leftist that Comey was a bad guy. Fast forward a few months, and one of the Late Night Funny Joke Men was doing his monologue. Colbert announced that Comey was fired.

The audience erupted in cheers.

Colbert reprogrammed them, immediately: "What, are you all Trump fans?" Within 90 seconds, Colbert switched the old "Comey Bad Man" program into the "Comey Friend" program.

What language is most used in computer programming? Profanity.

It's clear – Leftists don't have the ability to judge between one thing and another. This is the most basic part of what makes us human – the ability to seek patterns, come to conclusions, and then act on those conclusions. Leftists can't tell who is a friend and who is an enemy unless someone tells them. And who do they trust the most? Talking heads on television who go out of their way to only send out approved information.

They can't come to the conclusion that illegals are bad because everyone tells them how good they are and how nice tacos taste and you're a racist if you don't want to import absolutely all of Guatemala.

This results in me feeling a bit of epicaricacy every once and a while, when a Leftist fails to see dangers that any person who isn't spoon fed their ideas would see, yet the first programming put in is that there are things that they're not supposed to think about. Their brains shut down when they hit those items where thought is not allowed, and they'll change the subject as fast as they can – certain inputs are simply not possible. Certain ideas are forbidden.

Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

And a lack of ideas is the problem. People are reading fewer books, and the Leftists don't need to burn them (though they censor quite a few) because people aren't reading them anymore. Anything challenging or requiring any study is just too hard.

It's easier to have an emotion, and Facebook and CNN® and the rest of the mainstream media are great at popping out emotions and reprogramming and hiding ideas that aren't approved. The NPCs can, therefore, not worry about there being any hard thoughts to have or thinking to be done. They can live their lives never thinking about the news. They can live their lives aspiring to nothing. They go to work, eat the things they are told to eat, and feel bad about global warming climate change because they've been told to worry about it, even though they only have the vaguest idea what it might be.

Is there a cure?

I once swallowed the cat's pill. Don't ask me-ow.

Only for some, and most don't want to be cured. The cure is the Red Pill. The Red Pill is uncomfortable, but it's also irreversible. And when The Narrative is finally questioned in the brain of the NPC, it cascades. Once the first Big Lie is seen, the process is started. There's no going back, if the Red Pill lands with someone who really does want the truth.